How to Cross the Street...

... in New York City.

1) Ignore stoplight.

2) Ask yourself, “Will I get hit by anything if I try to cross the street now?” The answer usually involves looking down the opposite direction of a one-way street.

3) If the answer is “No”, then cross. If the answer is yes, time your crossing so that you don’t get hit, then cross.

For God's sake, don’t stand around waiting for the light to turn green, you noob.