You Know What I Hate?

I hate bugs that come and bite you for no good reason.

So there I was standing by a stream, waiting for my friends to cross, minding my own business... when I experience what feels like a hot needle being jabbed into my pinky finger.  I instinctively shook my hand like a spastic monkey, and saw something fly off out of the corner of my eye.  So I wasn't exactly sure what it was.  What I do know, is that now my left pinky is all red and puffy, and currently about double the size in volume of my right pinky.

I also know that I had done nothing to provoke that little son of a bitch, whatever it was.  It just decided to come and ruin my day for no good reason.

Bastard.